Up to this point I think I've kept the content of my blog tactfully positive. Not tonight.
Smokers: No. It's not okay for you to hold your cigarette, though stylishly, right next to me. Your smoke gets in my eyes, my hair, and most importantly my nostrils. You'd think they'd make a law about this or something... oh wait! They did! Even though you're in an outside terrace, let's be polite, shall we? I'm sorry I don't love nicotine (no I'm not) and I'm also sorry I'm not as cool as you (... I'm not as cool as you, but I don't care) but I would prefer to keep my lungs pretty and pink. Also, I like breathing. It's kind of important.
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